LT is a crusader against human trafficking...

So Lawrence Taylor officially pleaded guilty to six - count them six - charges of ordering a hooker who turned out to be 16 years old. But she said she was 19!
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The reason he was charged with misdemeanor sexual misconduct and having sex with a minor, and not the felony (go straight to jail), is because he assisted in catching and prosecuting the scumbag that pimped out a 16-year-old girl.
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"Prosecutor Arthur Ferraro said Taylor's deal without jail time was facilitated in part because he provided information "in the field of human trafficking in several jurisdictions and with federal authorities."
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LT is an idiot. Who can argue with that? But he was the best damn football player I ever saw or will ever see. I think LT is the best football player ever...And its not even close. He's not a criminal and shouldn't be in jail. He's just dumb as a bag of doorknobs.
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I'd give my left arm to have Lawrence Taylor knock on my door and say: "Hi, I'm your neighbor, Lawrence Taylor, and I am legally required to notify you that I'm a registered sex offender."
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I'd be like: "Come on in dude...Tell me what it was like to break Joe Theisman's leg in 30 places."
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NFL HOF thoughts

These are your 2011 NFL Hall of Fame inductees. And my thoughts.
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Richard Dent (no), Marshall Faulk (borderline), Chris Hanburger (Who?), Les Richter (Who?), Ed Sabol (Yes and LONG overdue), Deion Sanders (No brainer), and Shannon Sharpe (I'm torn on this guy. He has three rings but he wasn't the best player on any of those teams. As a Giants fan I couldn't vote for Shannon Sharpe).
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Curtis Martin is the fourth leading rusher in NFL history. AND he played at the same time as Emmitt Smith and Barry Sanders (Numbers 1 and 3 on the list and ahead of sure fire HOFer Jerome Bettis). But Curtis Martin gets rejected.
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And still no Phil Simms, who has comparable - if not better - stats than Troy Aikman. If not for an injury in December 1990, Phil Simms is a HOFer.
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Phil Simms:
Att Comp Yards Pct TD Int Rate
TOTAL 4,647 2,576 33,462 55.4 199 157 78.5
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Troy Aikman:
Att Comp Yards Pct TD Int Rate
TOTAL 4,715 2,898 32,942 61.5 165 141 81.6

Pittsburgh Steelers' owner has two hot grandaughters

With the Pittsburgh Steelers in the Super Bowl, I thought I'd point out that the Pittsburgh Steelers' owner, Arthur Rooney Jr., has two real hot grandaughters.
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His Dad is the one that founded the Steelers in 1933. He's somehow related to Mickey Rooney, but not related to Andy Rooney.
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However, one of his daughters got knocked up by one of former New York Giants owner Wellington Mara's sons and produced two hot-ass movie stars.
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Kate Mara was in a tank top showing full nipple in Shooter. She was also in We are Marshall.
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Rooney Mara was in the pointless remake of Nightmare on Elm Street. She will be in the not-so-pointless remake of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.
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