Manny Ramirez just done up and quit...

As of 10:02 PM ET, ESPN reports That Manny Ramirez is hanging up his cleats. Six games into the season...Because he tested positive for steroids during Spring Training.
.
Manny couldn't field his way out of a paper bag. Manny couldn't steal a base if you slipped it in his pocket. But Manny could hit .350...With flair.
.
Love him or hate ManRam, the Dude could hit. But he got busted doing steroids - TWICE - so that hurts his legacy. He has always been a total fucking Wack Job too.
.
We all know Manny's a little strange, but he did do this:
.

.

Target stock boy couldn't convict Barry Bonds for something we all know he did...

OK, we all know that Barry Bonds took steroids, he admittited as much. But he's on trial for whether or not he KNEW he was taking steroids at the time he took them.
.
His Perjury trial started today. If you've ever had Jury Duty, you know the drill. You fill out a form and if you aren't a NRA member, you get the interview. That's precicely why I joined the NRA.
.
This dude took a different approach. From ESPN.com:
.
No. 22 identified himself as age 35 and working at Target as an "in-stock team member."
.
"I'm a Barry Bonds fan and I'm a huge SF Giants fan. It's my life. I don't know if I could judge Mr. Bonds after providing me with so much entertainment. It's an intimate relationship," prospective juror No. 22 wrote on a questionnaire he filled out on Thursday. "I don't think I could find him guilty."
.
I can't say that I don't admire his team loyalty...